Catching up

Haven’t blogged in a few days…mostly because sometimes I’m stuck watching Disney all day and when my daughter sleeps I’m working a few hours…exhaustion settles in quick.

 

ok soooo

 

DANCING 💃🏼 WITH THE STARS

i love love loveeeed property brother and his crime show dance. I’m straight up impressed. He had great squared shoulders and held himself pretty elegantly. He went from two left feet to mr shuffles. Didn’t even look like him out there. It was one of my favorites.

Violin girl is killinnnn it. Killin it period. And yes girl I too love napping for fun, mostly because I never get too. Not at all guilty pleasure a luxurious one!!

Frankie Muniz is good and his performance of a boy lander made me laugh, but I still don’t like him. Sorry I can’t help it.

Vanessa…ok one max just apologized on Twitter for not being there to perform with her. Apparently, according to E News, they haven’t been getting along. I can’t say I blame him. She does seem like a feisty control freak. Also, how is a girls night out a guilty pleasure. Give us something better than that.

Victoria did amazing!!! I loveeee that song …if you don’t like chumbawumba, idk even know how to spell it,I get knocked down…then you need a strong dose of taste! Anyone that has ever bullied her is horrible. Bullying is never ok and anyone who thinks it’s cool to do so can F themselves! She is a strong, amazing miracle of a person.

Nikkibella killeddd it …I love that she’s a romance lover !! Me too girl!!! Hallmark all day everyday 😉 …she has the sultry attitude on key…and I loved seeing Cena pop in…the way they look at each other is so cute…I love them ❤️

Nicks dance …don’t care and don’t get it

T.O the breakdancing was fly as F✨🤸🏼‍♀️

Everyone else…I’m sorry I forget ..my bad

 

SIESTA KEY

kelsey and garret clearly are still in love

Alex is still a douche and thank his Morgan turned him down. Brandon is the nicest guy.

Paul needs rehab. Chloe handles his insults so well. First off, she looks amazing!! I would love to look like her !! Killin it B!!

Juliette…take your cockiness down a notch. Just one…I think you’re a good person but cool it down a little with your eye for an eye drama. You’re too pretty to act like that. Be sweet, not petty.

Everyone else…I don’t remember and I don’t care.

BELOW DECK

Nico, you should be bosun; I think the captain felt bad for you having to do everything all at once to get the crew in line. He probably thinks you need a break.

I feel bad for the chef. What an awkward date, it was painful to watch. Keep your chin up dude. Food is always a way to someone’s heart. Focus on that and not future plans with someone you don’t know! ❤️ Keep it simple B

ok im done for now. I have a big show lineup tonight and some more to catch up on. 😐😄👍🏻👩🏼‍💻

 

 

Lets talk Jax and Brittany…

First things first, the oddball, fish out of water theme is apparent and I do think it works. Jax is the quintessential bad boy dating the sweet, hometown girl next door. Lisa Vanderpump should thank her lucky stars for this match-up that brought the steam and essence of great T.V to her high end restaurant throughout her last season. Especially, after the drama with Kristen and Tom Sandoval ended.

I was reluctant at first because the typical fish out water, Hollywood boy in a small town is overdone so often. However, Jax Taylor is intriguing enough to make it work with his brutally honesty charm and narcissistic behavior. It is a far cry from The similar reality show The Simple Life with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie mostly because Jax and Britt is based off of Jax trying to gain approval of her family, and convince her and himself that he’s getting close to the idea of marriage. With that being said, we see Jax speaking of Britt’s supposed depression and how before he puts a ring on it, she needs to go back to her old self. Let’s be real here, Has she really lost her spark, or is it Jax trying to aim for perfection with his known perfectionism? I have to admit too, I am seemingly rooting for this couple; I love seeing Jax put in his corner, and from watching Vanderpump since it began in 2013, he has grown since he’s been with her.

The real heart of the show lies within Mawmaw. She’s the HBIC and her and Jax have the best relationship. I love seeing her sitting on the porch and being real with him. She understands he’s not used to this lifestyle and accepts him for who he is, and I love that she doesn’t try to argue with him or force her and Brittany’s family’s values on to him. He also fully accepts the routine of the farm and puts on those boots that Mawmaw refers to whenever insisted. To cut it short, seeing Jax strap on boots, eat frog legs, wear deer piss, kick it with the sweetest gma ever, and fight his narcissistic behavior to please his lovely gf is TV gold to me and I’m sold.

 

 

The secret